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Stoodent / Bassist
Solve 5 puzzles.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Finish the three tutorial levels
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Kill the first boss
Kill 20 enemies