SpacePig's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Woes of Circles]

Hey..

to all those simpletons in the world, the ones who think thatbecause a man has no talent he has no brain? This is a punch in the face for you. Circles are the way forward, if one man can make a single-frame movie so entertaining, so can the rest of the world.

If you need fancy sparkley effects, you are more stupid than the peopel who rated this movie 4 or 5. simplicity is always the best. that's why crisp companies make more of the ready salted flavour than any other. you can always fall back on good, ol', consistent simplicity. You gommos better respect the circle movie, else.

[Mario's Secret]

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Not bad, good ideas, except only one of the sprites you used actually did anythin. And the file size was huge for what wasn't a very long or spectacular flash, it was just kinda goofy and funny. Practise, practise, practise your flash technique before adding your ideas.

[Imperial Bootcamp]

This was just ignored!

Nice work, one of the best animations i've seen, and you did well to keep the filesize down too. You've definitely got potential, I'm-a look forward to seeing those action figures again... But who buys six of the same one??

HauptmannGurken responds:

Yeah... It wasn't only my figutes.. It was mine and my friend's.

[Quidditch 4]

Very Good Effort

The only thing I would comment on is the voice acting... As in it ought to be said faster to give a more flowy effect, and when there's shouting, it sounds like they're whispering. Other than that, it's obvious that a lot of effort went into making this movie, well done.

[mario all star adv 1]

Good on many levels

That's very good sprite work and manipulation, I don't think i've seen things like that done with sprites before, especially the knuckles bit. I didn't get bored once, very good in-depth flash making. Where did you find all those backdrops and little graphics that give it that great pixelated computer game feel?? Very well done.

[Tino and Tom 1]

hmm i wonder what ur influences could be?...

this is a dumb remake of weebl. its unoriginal, and so i can hardly give u a decent score. its not even a good copy. weebl rules, you suck. go use ur talent on something worthwhile.

[Fisticuffs]

Smooth animation..

And almost spot-on sound, but use ur talent for something a little more original and, well, interesting. It's definitely there! (The talent, that is).

[Booyaka Twinz Ep.2]

Hyperflash..

Just cos the movie aint good, it gives you no excuse to act like an immature little girl. Go get a life instead of flaming random stuff on the internet. Loser.